Isnt it grand being a man?
I mean the standing up to pee bit and scratching what we want when we want, are just fantastic perks. The way we can laugh off a fart or a loud burp. After all we are men and thats our birth right.
Isnt it great being a man, in a world, of our making, expecting everything around us to revolve around our fears and thoughts? Sun does shine from the great male butt.
We cover our woman up to protect her from people like us. We are truly the best of gods creation.
Sometimes , I look at myself in the mirror and get a hard on. Its hard not to when you are a man.
Look Iam not for the women.
Hell, I dont even understand them. I dont think Iam required to.
Personally I think pms is an overrated thing. If I had to inevitably deal with a particular issue every month for a period of approximately 40 years, I would learn to deal with it instead of treating 4 days of a month as some sort of get out of jail free card.
But of course this comes from a guy whose understanding of pain was a year with piles and a life time of hangovers. I think that qualifies. Why? Iam a man and I say so.
Pregnancy? Dont even go there. I wouldnt be expected to understand something that I have no way of knowing. But carrying a baby inside your stomach isnt a big deal, neither, I believe ,is being able to stand up while peeing .So this great man - woman divide based on who is better is a bit of joke for me. I just dont get it.
Look, my take is this. None of us can claim credit or discredit for what we are born as. It just is.
But I do have to admire the way man ruled the roost.
The guy totally rocks!
Throw in a train compartment labelled women only, allote them 4 seats in a 75 seater bus, give them some representation in the government, put up an extra counter and call it women only and there you have it; our version of equality.
If this is nothing sort of genius , I dont know what is.
Throw them some bones. Then pay them lesser for the same type of work. Create a society where a woman has to struggle to reach anywhere where we can stride in.
A society where a woman chooses to kill her own infant daughters because we have made her accept the belief that man child is somehow better. Brilliance.
A society where the mother in law, assists her son to kill her daughter in law , a role she herself once adorned. Her fault? Hardly.Look closer, you will see a man's hand.
If she is raped, it must be her fault. If she is harassed, she must have asked for it. If she succeeds, she must have slept her way there. If her children fails, it must be her fault. If the husband strays, its because she didnt know how to keep her man. If she is left with an unborn child by a spineless lover, shes a whore. If she aborts, shes a killer. If she keeps the child, shes the mother of a bastard.
The smartest thing we did was when we pitted them against each other and then invented the coolest saying : A woman is a woman's worst enemy.
We even got them believing it. Can I just shake my own hands?
I dont get it. Why such complexities? why dont we just call her god and blame the whole thing on her?
Lets face the truth, if the world affairs where left to women, I think the maximum we will have to worry about will be about putting down the toilet seat.
Have you noticed something strange around you?
Where are all the tom boys gone?
You recall the time when we were kids, there used to be atleast one girl who did everything we did, sometimes better than us? That was the times when it was cool to be a man. Being a man meant somehow better.
Look around you. No tom boys. Just a lot of metro sexual men.
Nature is turning the tables boys, better make the effort to treat them like equals and put a fucking lid on understanding them. You cant. You are a man and the only reason you say that is to get inside their pants. Treat them like you would like to be treated, just dont be a man about it.
Iam onto me.