I don't understand cricket.
Could never get the unnecessary passion behind 2 guys wacking a ball with a piece of wood and 11 guys running around trying to catch it. It seemed as stupid as that other game where 22 morons run after one ball.
All that changed with the promise made by one Miss Poonam Pandey.
Any game that promises to have a naked woman at the end of it, is a great game in my book. That was all the motivation I needed.
I was cheering myself stupid for India all day yesterday.
My eyes are however yet to be rewarded for the effort.
I like naked women.
I cant really explain why.
Its one of those things that defies logic.
I like women but naked ones are better. Somehow better. Beats me why. Naked men dont hit the right note but naked women are another story all together.
Anyhow. The important lesson here is that it got me watching cricket.
I still dont get it but the anticipation for the rewards of sitting through it is just great.
Its my opinion that there should be a naked woman at the end of every effort.
Women are great motivaters.
Every one might think that it was dedication, patriotism and team work that won the day for India but we men know the truth.
It was Poonam.
Shes our Evita.Our lady of liberty. The shining Icon of everything great about a woman. Her body.
Of course the Indian middle class morality might be offended because according to us, naked women are a myth. They dont exist. Its a western propaganda. Any woman comfortable in her own skin is answerable to the society of fat holy cows who dictates her fate.
Indian woman. Symbol of purity and chasity.
What does nakedness have to do with that? Purity then must be dependent on the layers of clothes that cover it. Hmmm doesnt strike you as correct does it?
If a girl wants to strip, I feel the Indian society should stand back and let her.
After all shes doing it for her country. Others blow themselves up among others for the same reasons. This is a far better option.
Wars could have been ended this way.
What if George Bush said that he will strip himself naked if Osama Bin Laden was'nt found in a weeks time?
History might have been different.
I think this Poonam girl is onto something.
She could be the answer to world hunger.
Mamta Banerjee promises to strip naked if the hungry Indian mass are not fed.
Manmohan Singh threatens full monty if the one thousand religions of India doesnt bury the hatchet and promises to live in peace and let others live in peace.
Abdul J Kalam decides to get into the picture by baring it all if the world leaders dont get into one room and come out with a solution.
Poonam could be the new age Gandhi. Her idea could get results for age old problems. Fast.
I say let her do what she wants to do. Lets cheer her on instead of judging her.
From my side, I promise to strip naked in public if India ever loses another world cup.
There! that should solve that problem.